whizzbang.biz Blog

Mr Kipling met Mr Cadbury recently and the two started to have a conversation

“I met Candy Floss the other night” Said Mr Cadbury “she invited me back to her place for some romance and It wasn’t too long before I was playing with her Fondant Fancies, then I tasted her Raspberry Ripples and then she showed me her Turkish Delight and shortly after that I started playing with her Flapjacks aswell”.

Wow! Said Mr Kipling “It sounds like you two had a great night, although I hope you warned her about Bertie Basset, he’s got All Sorts”

A man is lying ill in hospital wearing an oxygen mask, when he asks a passing Nurse

“Are my testicles black?”

Carefully she removes the bedcovers and moves his penis first to one side then the other and begins to examine one testicle before carefully examining the other one.

“No” she says finally

Then The man removes his oxygen mask and says

“Okay, That was very nice, but I asked “are my Test results back?”

One day a vacuum cleaner salesman rang the doorbell of a little old lady and she answered the door to find him standing there. Before she could speak he poured a bucket of dog**** all over her carpet and said

“Madam, do not be alarmed, to demonstrate the power of this amazing new vacuum cleaner, I guarantee it will remove every last drop and if it doesn’t I will eat any that remains”

To which she replied

“Well I hope you are hungry -the power is off”