Whoops
Here is Proof, if it were needed, that Bugatti Veyron’s are not amphibious vehicles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtY1GMPfadI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3goPs_EANU
Fifty pence
Fifty pence
A girl calls her mother
“Mum I’m getting a divorce”
“Why” the mum asks shocked
My Husband keeps on insisting on having anal sex, I used to have a cute little hole the size of a 5p Piece now it is the size of a 50p piece.
But you have a Porsche, Platinum Credit Card, a nice house, Expensive clothes Kiids in private School, six holidays a year and A villa in Spain why give all that up for the sake of 45pence
Smear test
Doctor is asked why smear tests aren’t given to women over 70 years old
The Doctor replies “Have you ever tried separating a cheese toastie?”
