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A maid for a wealth family asks the wife of the house for a pay rise. The wife is very upset about this and asks why.
“Three reasons,” says the maid. “The first is that I iron better than than you do.”
“Who says you iron better than me?” the wife snaps, offended.
“Your husband does,” the maid replies.
“The second reason is that I’m a much better cook than you are.”
“Nonsensense!” the wife scoffs. “Who says you’re a better cook than me?”
“Your husband does,” the maid replies.
“And the third reason?” the wife asks.
“I’m a better lover than you,” the maid says.
The wife is now furious. “Did my husband tell you that as well?” she storms.
“Oh no, madam,” the maid whispers. “The gardener did.”