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		<title>SVR Diesels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Severn Valley Explorer &#038; Mountfield

Class 20 Diesel No D8059

Class 50 Diesel no 50135 &#8220;Ark Royal&#8221;

Warship Class 42 no D821 &#8220;Greyhound&#8221;

Diesel Multiple Units

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		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/06/02/svr-diesels/</link>
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		<title>Is it a bird? Is it a plane?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Intrepid Adventurer recently crossed English Channel in a chair attached to helium-filled balloons. Soaring up to 4,000ft over the white cliffs of Dover, daredevil Jonathan Trappe flew across the English Channel under a cloud of helium balloons. The U.S. adventurer dangled underneath 54 giant versions of a children&#8217;s helium balloon for more than four [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/28/1120/</link>
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		<title>Severn Valley Railway 40th Anniversary Gala</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend (22-23rd May 2010) there was an event to celebrate forty years of the Severn Valley Railway existence as a heritage line. It was held at the same time as the Members &#038; Shareholder&#8217;s event, The weather was great &#038; there was a lovely atmosphere which created a great weekend,
There were many areas normally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/27/severn-valley-railway-40th-anniversary-gala/</link>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I was queuing in the express lane at my local supermarket quietly fuming &#8211; A woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Completely ignoring the six-items or less sign.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/27/jokes-5/</link>
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		<title>Nudist Colony</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A chap goes to a nudist colony and decides to use his hat to protect his “modesty” a bit.
He was walking around when he saw a lady coming the other way
“If you were any kind of gentleman you would raise your hat” she said.
“If you weren’t so ugly it would raise itself” he replied.
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		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/27/nudist-colony/</link>
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		<title>Girls Night Out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other night some married friends went for a girls night out 
One of them promised her husband would be home by midnight, Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit drunk,  She headed for home.  and Just as she got in the door, the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/21/girls-night-out/</link>
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		<title>Who put the dog out?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple were going out for the evening. 
They had got ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. 
However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. 
They don&#8217;t want the dog shut in the house, so the wife [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/21/who-put-the-dog-out/</link>
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		<title>WORDS OF WISDOM FROM TRAINING MANUALS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ &#8216;If the enemy is in range, so are you.&#8217;
- Infantry Journal-
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 &#8216;It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.&#8217;
- US.Air Force Manual &#8211;
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 &#8216;Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.&#8217;
 &#8211; General MacArthur &#8211; 
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 &#8216;You, you, and you &#8230; Panic. The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/21/words-of-wisdom-from-training-manuals/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Double Entendres</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Ted Walsh &#8211; Horse Racing Commentator &#8211; &#8216;This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.&#8217;
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator &#8211; &#8216;Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.&#8217;
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator &#8211; &#8216;And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria I saw her snatch this morning and it was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/21/sporting-double-entendres/</link>
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		<title>I promise I won&#8217;t laugh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nurses are not supposed to laugh&#8230;
&#8220;Of course I won&#8217;t laugh,&#8221; said the nurse. &#8220;I&#8217;m a professional. In over twenty years I&#8217;ve never laughed at a patient.&#8221;
&#8220;Okay then,&#8221; said Fred, and he proceeded to  drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest &#8216;man thingy&#8217; the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn&#8217;t have been bigger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2010/05/21/i-promise-i-wont-laugh/</link>
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