http://whizzbang.biz/blog29 Whizzbang's WordPress weblog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:32:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Marriage changes passion.Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/20/life-thoughts-by-ducky/ AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/20/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/ Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few! people who did.... ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/20/think-before-you-speak/ GOOD A cop from the NZ Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/20/good-better-best/ The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be Here are some facts about the1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/19/life-in-england-in-the-1500s/ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/19/strange-but-true/ Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/19/who-wants-to-be-a-millionairetwo-brooms/ These are obviously original and genuine. No adult is this creative! JACK (aged 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (aged 5) asked her Gran how old she ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/19/kids-say-the-funniest-things/ A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/18/little-ralphy/ Being a big fan of Kung Fu & Wuxia movies I wanted to see this at the cinema unfortunately I missed it & I've been waiting for it to come out on DVD, which it did on Monday - woohoo! So I got it. It is Based on the classical Chinese ... http://whizzbang.biz/blog29/2008/11/18/the-forbidden-kingdom/